It's no secret that times are tough, which is why James & Maggie Robertson have decided to auction off their new child, temporarily called 'Yoshi' in order to buy the forthcoming rerelease of an emulated port of a rehashed game that originally came out two decades ago. "I love this game," said James. "I got... Continue Reading →
NINTENDO TO CHARGE EXTRA FOR SWITCH 2 PACKAGING
Nintendo has announced that the price for the forthcoming Switch 2 console didn't include the cardboard box. "The lovely box that we designed for the new Nintendo switch 2 will have a suggested RRP of $20," said Doug Bowser, Nintendo president. This translates to a £20 increase for all UK customers, because big corporations don't... Continue Reading →
VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS AND THEIR FAVOURITE SANDWICHES
Everyone likes sandwiches, even people who don't. Videogame characters also like sandwiches, and because the internet likes lists of things and sandwiches, here we are. There's only ten, even though I ran out of ideas after about four or five. I soldiered on though. CHOP CHOP MASTER ONION (PaRappa the Rapper) Bread: Half a Baguette Filling: The... Continue Reading →
