President Trump has announced plans to open new prisons, a move which will see the United States government owning 100% of the country's labour workforce . "95% of all American products are made by inmates in our wonderful prisons," said Trump, in a three and a quarter hour long speech. "Let's make it 100%," he... Continue Reading →
The Fakebook founder revealed that he's 'tried everything' to get his childhood imaginary friend to spend time with him, to no avail. "It all started a couple of years ago," sobbed Zuckerberg. "He was around less and less, seemingly always too busy to play with me. Eventually, he just wasn't there at all." Zuckerberg told... Continue Reading →
47 year old, mild-mannered Steve Robertson, a warehouse operative from Stockport, said he’d put thousands of hours into mastering the subtle nuances of different game genres in an effort to become the best, but his superiors at work never seem to notice. “I only ever get a pay rise when the minimum wage goes up”... Continue Reading →
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