President Trump told eager reporters of the ambitious plans earlier today. "Bad people are doing bad things....very bad things. Very bad. Things. With guns." Said the President. It's understood the new weapons will be manufactured in China.
Following Trump's recent falling out with Elon Musk, it has been revealed that the President has abandoned the Tesla that was gifted to him. Donald has chosen a custom-built car, powered by the tears of the people whose lives he's ruined. It's an unconventional power-source, say experts, but they say they have enough fuel stockpiled... Continue Reading →
JD Vance, the USA's official Snake Oil salesman, offered up another hollow soundbite in relation to the ongoing tariff war, by saying there was a "good chance" a trade deal could be reached. Kier Starmer, the democratically elected leader of the free people of the United Kingdom of England's Great Britain, was eager to broker... Continue Reading →
President Trump received the honour this morning, after the full effects of his economic vandalism were assessed by the Kremlin. "It's incredible' said a Russian spokesperson. "He's far surpassed any of our expectations and shows no sign of slowing down any time soon." "The President has done more damage to the United States and the... Continue Reading →
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