Speaking at the Annual Inventers Guild of Inventions, Rupert, carried on stage by two of his handlers and hooked up to the microphone with golden electrodes, proceeded to tell the packed venue of his plans. "I first started to research ways to deliver bile and anger wirelessly, but mobile phones came along and achieved this... Continue Reading →
POP STAR WHOSE NAME SOUNDS A BIT WEIRD ANGERS ENTIRE GENERATION OF PEOPLE THAT HADN’T HEARD OF THEM UNTIL NOW
Rising star, b!Mpti *VX9C, who recently smashed records by amassing a whopping 62 billion streams in one hour on Spotify, has become a hate-figure after the Daily Mail newspaper featured them in a recent article. "I can't even pronounce their name and their parents should be ashamed, if they even have any." - Maureen, 68,... Continue Reading →
