Speaking at the Annual Inventers Guild of Inventions, Rupert, carried on stage by two of his handlers and hooked up to the microphone with golden electrodes, proceeded to tell the packed venue of his plans. "I first started to research ways to deliver bile and anger wirelessly, but mobile phones came along and achieved this... Continue Reading →
ZUCKERBERG’S IMAGINARY FRIEND HAS ABANDONED HIM
The Fakebook founder revealed that he's 'tried everything' to get his childhood imaginary friend to spend time with him, to no avail. "It all started a couple of years ago," sobbed Zuckerberg. "He was around less and less, seemingly always too busy to play with me. Eventually, he just wasn't there at all." Zuckerberg told... Continue Reading →
