The LEGO corporation issued an announcement earlier today. It will immediately recall all Cybertruck toy sets, after hundreds of irate customers reported that they had melted. Andrew Clarkson, a 49 year old adult that purchases LEGO toys to fill the gaping void in his life, said "It just burst into flames and nearly took my... Continue Reading →
TESLA CAR FAILS TO CATCH FIRE, ONLOOKERS BAFFLED
A Tesla car crashed on Sunday afternoon in a quiet suburb, leaving bystanders in a state of absolute shock. The driver claimed the car suddenly lunged across to the opposite side of the road, before hitting a lamp post. Bystanders rushed to help 52 year old driver, Alan Whiteman, before quickly retreating to a safe... Continue Reading →
