The bold statement, confidently delivered by Clive Jones (University of Science) came towards the end of his annual speech on genetics at the prestigious festival of science, catching attendees off-guard. Audible gasps could be heard, prompting a confrontation from Jane Craddock, a trainee scientist. "Crabs are decapod crustaceans of the infraorder Brachyura whereas Lobsters are... Continue Reading →
Clive Jones (University of Science) made the bold claims during the University’s celebrity-endorsed fund raising event. Taking to the stage, Clive confidently announced "Domestic dogs come in all colours, shapes and sizes and cats are just one of those variations." When challenged about his claims, Clive snorted, “I’ve been the head of the department for... Continue Reading →
Researchers at the University of Research made the startling discovery whilst undergoing a series of tests on things and stuff. The study, orchestrated by bored scientists who should be doing something more important and funded by wealthy donors looking to write-off their tax obligations, found that once people had adopted the commonly used phrase, they... Continue Reading →
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