Rising star, b!Mpti *VX9C, who recently smashed records by amassing a whopping 62 billion streams in one hour on Spotify, has become a hate-figure after the Daily Mail newspaper featured them in a recent article. "I can't even pronounce their name and their parents should be ashamed, if they even have any." - Maureen, 68,... Continue Reading →
SUPREME COURT RULING ON THE DEFINITION OF A WOMAN COMES TO A CLOSE
A handful of protesters that managed to convince a court full of men that they speak for the entire population were seen celebrating outside court today. "If you're really shouty and bullish, everyone will listen to you and you can brute-force anything into law," said Mandy Collins. "I'm really bitter that I can't compete in... Continue Reading →
