UK TO CUT DISABILITY BENEFITS TO PAY FOR USA TARIFFS

The UK is set to choose the easiest option in a bid to offset the tariff deficit incorporated by President Trump. “Disabled people don’t contribute anything to society. It’s completely unfair on the people who don’t have debilitating ailments and it’s particularly unjust to business owners, many of which have to deal with difficult paperwork... Continue Reading →

Putin AWARDS TRUMP WITH SECOND CONSECUTIVE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD

President Trump received the honour this morning, after the full effects of his economic vandalism were assessed by the Kremlin. "It's incredible' said a Russian spokesperson. "He's far surpassed any of our expectations and shows no sign of slowing down any time soon." "The President has done more damage to the United States and the... Continue Reading →

TRUMP TO BUILD EXTRA PRISONS TO GAIN 100% OF AMERICAN MANUFACTURING SECTOR

President Trump has announced plans to open new prisons, a move which will see the United States government owning 100% of the country's labour workforce . "95% of all American products are made by inmates in our wonderful prisons," said Trump, in a three and a quarter hour long speech. "Let's make it 100%," he... Continue Reading →

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