Phil Spencer had a rather embarrassing moment earlier today whilst giving a press interview to gaming conglomerate IGN. Phil was there to talk about the seventeen new companies they'd just acquired, but as the interview commenced, he noticed a strange-looking device in the corner of the office and interrupted the chat to enquire about it.... Continue Reading →
It's no secret that times are tough, which is why James & Maggie Robertson have decided to auction off their new child, temporarily called 'Yoshi' in order to buy the forthcoming rerelease of an emulated port of a rehashed game that originally came out two decades ago. "I love this game," said James. "I got... Continue Reading →
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Nintendo has announced that the price for the forthcoming Switch 2 console didn't include the cardboard box. "The lovely box that we designed for the new Nintendo switch 2 will have a suggested RRP of $20," said Doug Bowser, Nintendo president. This translates to a £20 increase for all UK customers, because big corporations don't... Continue Reading →
In keeping with the market-leader's winning strategy, Playstation Studio's Hermen Hulst announced that a remake of an unreleased game is set to be given a makeover and unleashed at some point in the distant future. Sony have stream-lined the development process and now plans to publish all future remakes before their original versions ever get... Continue Reading →
Sales of the fourteenth installment of the Assassin's Creed saga have surpassed all expectations, leaving more than enough in the bank to fight the legal battles currently facing the corporation, announced Yves Seagull. "We had been planning on shuttering three or four divisions this year, said Yves, "but we'll probably only close one or two... Continue Reading →
As the release date for Death Stranding 2 approaches, beleaguered Kojima Productions devs are speaking out about Hideo Kojima's unshakeable obsession with actors. "I don't know why he doesn't just ask Hollywood if he can direct a film," said scenery artist Jen Collins. "Hideo will watch something, then immediately want to have the actors in... Continue Reading →
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