MICROSOFT REMEMBERS IT HAS A GAMES CONSOLE

Phil Spencer had a rather embarrassing moment earlier today whilst giving a press interview to gaming conglomerate IGN. Phil was there to talk about the seventeen new companies they'd just acquired, but as the interview commenced, he noticed a strange-looking device in the corner of the office and interrupted the chat to enquire about it.... Continue Reading →

NINTENDO FAN(S) SELL NEW BABY TO AFFORD RERELEASE OF TWENTY YEAR OLD GAME

It's no secret that times are tough, which is why James & Maggie Robertson have decided to auction off their new child, temporarily called 'Yoshi' in order to buy the forthcoming rerelease of an emulated port of a rehashed game that originally came out two decades ago. "I love this game," said James. "I got... Continue Reading →

SONIC THE HEDGHEHOG FANS REALISE THEY’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM

That's it. That's the story.

NINTENDO TO CHARGE EXTRA FOR SWITCH 2 PACKAGING

Nintendo has announced that the price for the forthcoming Switch 2 console didn't include the cardboard box. "The lovely box that we designed for the new Nintendo switch 2 will have a suggested RRP of $20," said Doug Bowser, Nintendo president. This translates to a £20 increase for all UK customers, because big corporations don't... Continue Reading →

SONY REMAKES GAME CURRENTLY STILL IN DEVELOPMENT

In keeping with the market-leader's winning strategy, Playstation Studio's Hermen Hulst announced that a remake of an unreleased game is set to be given a makeover and unleashed at some point in the distant future. Sony have stream-lined the development process and now plans to publish all future remakes before their original versions ever get... Continue Reading →

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