The LEGO corporation issued an announcement earlier today. It will immediately recall all Cybertruck toy sets, after hundreds of irate customers reported that they had melted. Andrew Clarkson, a 49 year old adult that purchases LEGO toys to fill the gaping void in his life, said "It just burst into flames and nearly took my... Continue Reading →
President Trump received the honour this morning, after the full effects of his economic vandalism were assessed by the Kremlin. "It's incredible' said a Russian spokesperson. "He's far surpassed any of our expectations and shows no sign of slowing down any time soon." "The President has done more damage to the United States and the... Continue Reading →
President Trump has announced plans to open new prisons, a move which will see the United States government owning 100% of the country's labour workforce . "95% of all American products are made by inmates in our wonderful prisons," said Trump, in a three and a quarter hour long speech. "Let's make it 100%," he... Continue Reading →
A Tesla car crashed on Sunday afternoon in a quiet suburb, leaving bystanders in a state of absolute shock. The driver claimed the car suddenly lunged across to the opposite side of the road, before hitting a lamp post. Bystanders rushed to help 52 year old driver, Alan Whiteman, before quickly retreating to a safe... Continue Reading →
Elon Musk made the claim yesterday and his supporters were crying with laughter as they shared his hilarious comment across social media. X user: @Incelinside_88 said ‘my maaaan owning the libz and h8rs’ [sic] Some critics pointed out that the phrase ‘Bet they did Nazi that coming’ had been widely used across social media recently,... Continue Reading →
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