JD Vance, the USA's official Snake Oil salesman, offered up another hollow soundbite in relation to the ongoing tariff war, by saying there was a "good chance" a trade deal could be reached. Kier Starmer, the democratically elected leader of the free people of the United Kingdom of England's Great Britain, was eager to broker... Continue Reading →
Putin AWARDS TRUMP WITH SECOND CONSECUTIVE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD
President Trump received the honour this morning, after the full effects of his economic vandalism were assessed by the Kremlin. "It's incredible' said a Russian spokesperson. "He's far surpassed any of our expectations and shows no sign of slowing down any time soon." "The President has done more damage to the United States and the... Continue Reading →
TRUMP TO BUILD EXTRA PRISONS TO GAIN 100% OF AMERICAN MANUFACTURING SECTOR
President Trump has announced plans to open new prisons, a move which will see the United States government owning 100% of the country's labour workforce . "95% of all American products are made by inmates in our wonderful prisons," said Trump, in a three and a quarter hour long speech. "Let's make it 100%," he... Continue Reading →
