A recent study has found evidence of a growing new trend within the business sector, that sees mainly (but not limited to) upper middle-management men creating their own buzz-words and terminology. The practice was initially developed to freshen up stale LinkedIn profiles, but is fast becoming a confusing headache for employees. Sandra, from Spalding Paper... Continue Reading →
Clive Jones (Head of Science at the University of Science) has re-written the gastropod rule book, classifying all slugs as 'Hobo Snails' and reducing their existence to a mere footnote in history. Rival scientists have been quick to criticise, with one labelling the move as 'preposterous and offensive'. "It's Preposterous and offensive," said Ruth Evans... Continue Reading →
George Stalk, 49, said the Roomba that they've had for three years has started to behave differently. "For the first few months, it was great. It would happily trundle around the house, picking up as much as 7 crumbs or sometimes a bit of fluff," beamed George. Things have now taken a sudden turn, with... Continue Reading →
The Fakebook founder revealed that he's 'tried everything' to get his childhood imaginary friend to spend time with him, to no avail. "It all started a couple of years ago," sobbed Zuckerberg. "He was around less and less, seemingly always too busy to play with me. Eventually, he just wasn't there at all." Zuckerberg told... Continue Reading →
Researchers at the University of Research made the startling discovery whilst undergoing a series of tests on things and stuff. The study, orchestrated by bored scientists who should be doing something more important and funded by wealthy donors looking to write-off their tax obligations, found that once people had adopted the commonly used phrase, they... Continue Reading →
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