Tech firm: Web Automation Networking Kernel (W.A.N.K Ltd) are to shed 70% of their workforce after investors complained about lower-than-expected profits. CEO, Carl Plumb, was relived to hear that he'll keep his position in the company, despite the drastic reshuffle. "My workload has gotten significantly lighter and the remaining staff will have far fewer distractions,... Continue Reading →
PRIVATE EQUITY FIRM ACCIDENTALLY FORGETS TO SHUT DOWN COMPANY IT PURCHASED
In a rare admittance of incompetence, PillageCorp released the following statement: ‘In 2019, we purchased PetCare 4 All, a small chain of charity-funded animal rescue shelters. Due to a clerical error, they were allowed to operate unhindered. Our Acquisitions department have now acted quickly, and we predict that all 7 shelters will be shuttered by... Continue Reading →
