Clive Jones (Head of Science at the University of Science) has re-written the gastropod rule book, classifying all slugs as 'Hobo Snails' and reducing their existence to a mere footnote in history. Rival scientists have been quick to criticise, with one labelling the move as 'preposterous and offensive'. "It's Preposterous and offensive," said Ruth Evans... Continue Reading →
The bold statement, confidently delivered by Clive Jones (University of Science) came towards the end of his annual speech on genetics at the prestigious festival of science, catching attendees off-guard. Audible gasps could be heard, prompting a confrontation from Jane Craddock, a trainee scientist. "Crabs are decapod crustaceans of the infraorder Brachyura whereas Lobsters are... Continue Reading →
Clive Jones (University of Science) made the bold claims during the University’s celebrity-endorsed fund raising event. Taking to the stage, Clive confidently announced "Domestic dogs come in all colours, shapes and sizes and cats are just one of those variations." When challenged about his claims, Clive snorted, “I’ve been the head of the department for... Continue Reading →
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