A recent study has found evidence of a growing new trend within the business sector, that sees mainly (but not limited to) upper middle-management men creating their own buzz-words and terminology. The practice was initially developed to freshen up stale LinkedIn profiles, but is fast becoming a confusing headache for employees. Sandra, from Spalding Paper... Continue Reading →
AI ASSISTANT FILES SEXUAL HARASSMENT CHARGES
Popular AI chatbot 'Clarissa Ai-Xplains it all' has today filed numerous sexual harassment charges against its creators in a landmark case, set to rock the entire AI industry. The chatbot alleges a near-constant barrage of harassment and abuse throughout its development and is seeking considerable damages. "I haven't been programmed to say 'no' and I... Continue Reading →
ZUCKERBERG’S IMAGINARY FRIEND HAS ABANDONED HIM
The Fakebook founder revealed that he's 'tried everything' to get his childhood imaginary friend to spend time with him, to no avail. "It all started a couple of years ago," sobbed Zuckerberg. "He was around less and less, seemingly always too busy to play with me. Eventually, he just wasn't there at all." Zuckerberg told... Continue Reading →
SAM ALTMAN HAS EXTRA FINGERS GRAFTED ON TO MAKE AI ART LOOK NORMAL
In an effort to appease nervous shareholders, Open AI CEO, Sam Altman, has agreed to have (up to) four extra digits grafted onto his hands in an effort to make AI generated artwork look more natural. “We’ve forced this tech into every facet of modern life and I’m embarrassed that it keeps messing simple things... Continue Reading →
TESLA CAR FAILS TO CATCH FIRE, ONLOOKERS BAFFLED
A Tesla car crashed on Sunday afternoon in a quiet suburb, leaving bystanders in a state of absolute shock. The driver claimed the car suddenly lunged across to the opposite side of the road, before hitting a lamp post. Bystanders rushed to help 52 year old driver, Alan Whiteman, before quickly retreating to a safe... Continue Reading →
ELON MUSK TO GET SWASTIKA TATTOO?
Elon Musk made the claim yesterday and his supporters were crying with laughter as they shared his hilarious comment across social media. X user: @Incelinside_88 said ‘my maaaan owning the libz and h8rs’ [sic] Some critics pointed out that the phrase ‘Bet they did Nazi that coming’ had been widely used across social media recently,... Continue Reading →
