47 year old, mild-mannered Steve Robertson, a warehouse operative from Stockport, said he’d put thousands of hours into mastering the subtle nuances of different game genres in an effort to become the best, but his superiors at work never seem to notice. “I only ever get a pay rise when the minimum wage goes up”... Continue Reading →
Thousands of people are doing it, including celebrities and high-ranking public figures! “I can confirm that this works brilliantly and HR are no longer hassling me at work” - Ken, 32, Software CEO, Atlanta Don't miss out. This quick & easy trick that anyone can do will be revealed if you keep reading! “I use... Continue Reading →
In a rare admittance of incompetence, PillageCorp released the following statement: ‘In 2019, we purchased PetCare 4 All, a small chain of charity-funded animal rescue shelters. Due to a clerical error, they were allowed to operate unhindered. Our Acquisitions department have now acted quickly, and we predict that all 7 shelters will be shuttered by... Continue Reading →
Multi-millionaire Chris Fringe, known as B!gManBabY in social media circles, recently made the surprising discovery during their latest PR regurgitation for dog haemorrhoid cream ‘Clagsalve’. “I just opened the PR pack during a livestream and there it was, right next to to the dog anus costume I had to wear whilst performing the marketing script,“... Continue Reading →
Bill Shanklin celebrated his 104th birthday in style, surrounded by carers, fellow care home residents and a handful of family members that managed to find the time. Bill was transported back to the 1940’s in the retirement home he’s been living in for the last twenty five years. Bunting and war-time decorations adorned the walls,... Continue Reading →
Clive Jones (University of Science) made the bold claims during the University’s celebrity-endorsed fund raising event. Taking to the stage, Clive confidently announced "Domestic dogs come in all colours, shapes and sizes and cats are just one of those variations." When challenged about his claims, Clive snorted, “I’ve been the head of the department for... Continue Reading →
Researchers at the University of Research made the startling discovery whilst undergoing a series of tests on things and stuff. The study, orchestrated by bored scientists who should be doing something more important and funded by wealthy donors looking to write-off their tax obligations, found that once people had adopted the commonly used phrase, they... Continue Reading →
In an effort to appease nervous shareholders, Open AI CEO, Sam Altman, has agreed to have (up to) four extra digits grafted onto his hands in an effort to make AI generated artwork look more natural. “We’ve forced this tech into every facet of modern life and I’m embarrassed that it keeps messing simple things... Continue Reading →
A Tesla car crashed on Sunday afternoon in a quiet suburb, leaving bystanders in a state of absolute shock. The driver claimed the car suddenly lunged across to the opposite side of the road, before hitting a lamp post. Bystanders rushed to help 52 year old driver, Alan Whiteman, before quickly retreating to a safe... Continue Reading →
Starring all those people who are in everything else, embarking on an explosive quest, in an epic universe that shareholders are way too invested in to back out of now. Look out for the exciting announcement that reveals the release date of the teaser, to find out when the first of many trailers will 'drop'.... Continue Reading →
Elon Musk made the claim yesterday and his supporters were crying with laughter as they shared his hilarious comment across social media. X user: @Incelinside_88 said ‘my maaaan owning the libz and h8rs’ [sic] Some critics pointed out that the phrase ‘Bet they did Nazi that coming’ had been widely used across social media recently,... Continue Reading →
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