SAM ALTMAN HAS EXTRA FINGERS GRAFTED ON TO MAKE AI ART LOOK NORMAL

In an effort to appease nervous shareholders, Open AI CEO, Sam Altman, has agreed to have (up to) four extra digits grafted onto his hands in an effort to make AI generated artwork look more natural. “We’ve forced this tech into every facet of modern life and I’m embarrassed that it keeps messing simple things... Continue Reading →

TESLA CAR FAILS TO CATCH FIRE, ONLOOKERS BAFFLED

A Tesla car crashed on Sunday afternoon in a quiet suburb, leaving bystanders in a state of absolute shock. The driver claimed the car suddenly lunged across to the opposite side of the road, before hitting a lamp post. Bystanders rushed to help 52 year old driver, Alan Whiteman, before quickly retreating to a safe... Continue Reading →

BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE THAT YOU’VE SEEN FOR THE LAST TWO DECADES IS SET FOR RELEASE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!

Starring all those people who are in everything else, embarking on an explosive quest, in an epic universe that shareholders are way too invested in to back out of now. Look out for the exciting announcement that reveals the release date of the teaser, to find out when the first of many trailers will 'drop'.... Continue Reading →

ELON MUSK TO GET SWASTIKA TATTOO?

Elon Musk made the claim yesterday and his supporters were crying with laughter as they shared his hilarious comment across social media. X user: @Incelinside_88 said ‘my maaaan owning the libz and h8rs’ [sic] Some critics pointed out that the phrase ‘Bet they did Nazi that coming’ had been widely used across social media recently,... Continue Reading →

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