Rising star, b!Mpti *VX9C, who recently smashed records by amassing a whopping 62 billion streams in one hour on Spotify, has become a hate-figure after the Daily Mail newspaper featured them in a recent article.
“I can’t even pronounce their name and their parents should be ashamed, if they even have any.” – Maureen, 68, Nottingham
The musician has become an advocate for inclusion and was recently seen attending a peaceful rally, protesting against all forms of hate.
“When I saw them in the paper, I went on Facebook to see who they were and became instantly enraged. Who do THEY think THEY are?” – John, 76, Hull
b!Mpti has been an a stalwart supporter of animal welfare and donates millions to animal charities worldwide.
“I bet they came over here on a boat” – Tommy, 59, Bristol
b!Mpti says they hope to make a real difference in the world and are currently finalizing a radical new movement to eradicate world poverty.
“They’ve got makeup on and I bet they’re one of those binary people you hear about. I hope God kills them dead” – Karen, 47, Liverpool
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