After stealing your children’s innocence and radicalising your parents, Mark Zuckerberg now has his sights firmly set on your beloved pets.
PetBook is due to launch later this year, with pet food advertisers and the six companies that own all of the veterinary practices eager to promote the new service.
We asked Mark how he intends to get pets to sign up to the platform.
“With their stupid little paws and beaks and claws or whatever else they have,” Said Mark, who has never managed to get any creature to give him anything other than a fleeting glance. “I just want more,” added Zuckerberg. “My insatiable appetite cannot be quelled. I have to consume, expand, absorb and control it all, like a super cluster of everything.
Parp Culture 
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