A handful of protesters that managed to convince a court full of men that they speak for the entire population were seen celebrating outside court today.
“If you’re really shouty and bullish, everyone will listen to you and you can brute-force anything into law,” said Mandy Collins.
“I’m really bitter that I can’t compete in professional sport any more, so I’m hopeful that this ruling will ensure generations of younger sporting people will never have the chances that I had,” Said a former sports personality who never managed to win a gold medal in the Olympics.
“Now I can have a shit in a public toilet without being murdered by a man in a frock,” said Ruth Jenkins.
“I’m only here because my wife won’t shut up about it all. Supporting her is probably the correct thing to do, right?” said Alan Johnson.
A woman who write books for children, but pretends to be a man when writing books for adults was almost certainly elated, and probably said something really offensive in a victory speech, whilst being supported by a former TV comedy-writer, but as they’ve both been cancelled, nobody will ever know.
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