JD Vance, the USA’s official Snake Oil salesman, offered up another hollow soundbite in relation to the ongoing tariff war, by saying there was a “good chance” a trade deal could be reached.
Kier Starmer, the democratically elected leader of the free people of the United Kingdom of England’s Great Britain, was eager to broker a deal.
“We’ll immediately accept anything they offer. They’re bigger than us and we don’t want a fuss. It won’t affect me and my friends anyway.” said Kier, with all the personality and charm of a derelict pipe factory.
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