The newly-formed WhatsApp group, which comprises many high-profile members, have come together to form a coalition, in an attempt to seek compassion from society.
Many of the members, now frail, claim they’ve never been treated so cruelly, and argue that because their problematic behaviour happened a long time ago, are being treated unfairly.
“I’m receiving death threats and hate from people I haven’t even abused,” said Harvey Weinstein. “It’s not fair because I’m very rich.”
“I can’t read small text any more so my sleeping pill mishaps are a thing of the past,” said Bill Cosby. “I have to get someone else to read the labels on my own medication and it’s so cruel, because I have lots of money.”
“Getting funding for new projects is ever-so-slightly trickier these days,” said Woody Allen. “I have a lot of dirt on everyone in Hollywood, so I can always get my projects through the door, but it shouldn’t be like this because I’m a multi-millionaire.”
“I haven’t been convicted of anything, but my entire future is now in real danger of being derailed,” Said Prince Andrew. “I’m hoping it will all blow over so I can get back to opening museums and revealing plaques or whatever it is I used to do.”
The group is growing at a staggering rate, with new members joining every day. The founder, Ghislaine Maxwell is hopeful that a ‘presidential’ member will soon be jumping onboard.
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