John, 45, had suffered from crippling depression and anxiety throughout his life and had resigned himself to never feeling happiness, until he recently discovered an instant remedy to his woes.
“I just tried not being depressed, and it worked immediately,” beamed John.
The breakthrough cure, suggested by a family member, had initially been rejected by John.
“The doctor kept prescribing pills and therapy,” said John, “but nothing seemed to work until I took the advice from my mother, who has no medical background and doesn’t even believe in mental health. I’m amazed it worked.”
John now plans to spend the rest of his life in a perpetual state of bliss.

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