The LEGO corporation issued an announcement earlier today. It will immediately recall all Cybertruck toy sets, after hundreds of irate customers reported that they had melted.
Andrew Clarkson, a 49 year old adult that purchases LEGO toys to fill the gaping void in his life, said “It just burst into flames and nearly took my 18,568 piece Jabba the Hutt Playset with it.”
Sandra, 36 had purchased the toy for her son’s birthday, but upon hearing of the recall, quickly took the it back to Argos to argue with the staff. “It’s not on,” said a fuming Sandra. “I made sure to give them all a piece of my mind. I told the young-looking checkout assistant that he was a potential murderer.”
LEGO are now likely to cancel their forthcoming Space X collaboration over safety concerns.
Parp Culture 
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