President Trump received the honour this morning, after the full effects of his economic vandalism were assessed by the Kremlin.
“It’s incredible’ said a Russian spokesperson. “He’s far surpassed any of our expectations and shows no sign of slowing down any time soon.”
“The President has done more damage to the United States and the rest of the world than any of our missiles ever could, and in record time too” said a very excited Putin. “I knew he was the right man for the job when we chose him,” he added.
Trump attempted to calm his critics by angrily shouting ‘nobody has more experience of bankruptcy than I do’ as he was ushered away to film an infomercial in an effort to appease the shareholders of Tesla.
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