Tech firm: Web Automation Networking Kernel (W.A.N.K Ltd) are to shed 70% of their workforce after investors complained about lower-than-expected profits.
CEO, Carl Plumb, was relived to hear that he’ll keep his position in the company, despite the drastic reshuffle.
“My workload has gotten significantly lighter and the remaining staff will have far fewer distractions, making it easier for them to work harder and more efficiently. It’s a big win for all.” said the 27 year old CEO, whilst fanning himself with a yacht brochure.
Parp Culture 
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