The Fakebook founder revealed that he’s ‘tried everything’ to get his childhood imaginary friend to spend time with him, to no avail.
“It all started a couple of years ago,” sobbed Zuckerberg. “He was around less and less, seemingly always too busy to play with me. Eventually, he just wasn’t there at all.”
Zuckerberg told us of a harrowing incident at work. After a gruelling day playing with toy guns in the giant ball-pit, Zuckerberg grazed his knee and had nobody to comfort him.
“It was really sore and stinging,” Zuckerberg whispered, whilst holding back tears. “I was all alone and Mr Wiggles wouldn’t appear, no matter how much I screamed and shouted.”
Zuckerberg’s numerous attempts to imagine a new imaginary friend have failed, as have his attempts to steal one from someone else.
“Maybe I’ll use AI to make me a new one,” he said, as he skipped towards the climbing frame in the conference room.
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