A Tesla car crashed on Sunday afternoon in a quiet suburb, leaving bystanders in a state of absolute shock.
The driver claimed the car suddenly lunged across to the opposite side of the road, before hitting a lamp post. Bystanders rushed to help 52 year old driver, Alan Whiteman, before quickly retreating to a safe distance.
“Nobody could believe that the car hadn’t exploded,” Exclaimed Alan Whiteman, 54.
“We were all dumbfounded and shaking our heads in disbelief, said a visibly shaken Alan. “It was bad enough that the autopilot tried to kill me, but to not explode, shows there was something seriously wrong with the car. I immediately tweeted Elon Musk, and he said it was ‘concerning’ so I know he’s taking this very seriously.”
We didn’t bother asking Tesla for a comment.
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