SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER INADVERTENTLY DISCOVERS OWN SOUL IN UNBOXING VIDEO

Multi-millionaire Chris Fringe, known as B!gManBabY in social media circles, recently made the surprising discovery during their latest PR regurgitation for dog haemorrhoid cream ‘Clagsalve’.

“I just opened the PR pack during a livestream and there it was, right next to to the dog anus costume I had to wear whilst performing the marketing script,“ said a rather startled Chris.

He added, “At first I was quite alarmed, but as it hovered towards me, it was warm, relaxing and comforting, like how normal people must feel, free from the stress and burden of having to make short videos every couple of weeks.”

Chris, now 22, plans on leaving the influencer scene behind, retiring to the swanky villa he purchased last year, on the tropical island he had the locals displaced from.

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