AMAZING NEW ‘LIFE HACK’ THAT YOU’LL WANT TO START DOING RIGHT NOW!

Thousands of people are doing it, including celebrities and high-ranking public figures!

“I can confirm that this works brilliantly and HR are no longer hassling me at work” – Ken, 32, Software CEO, Atlanta

Don’t miss out. This quick & easy trick that anyone can do will be revealed if you keep reading!

“I use it on my dog all the time when I can’t be bothered to take him on a walk and he just sighs at me and does a sad face. It’s HILARIOUS and great for social media content” – Mandy, 23, Influencer, Australia

It’s like a get-out-of-jail card and YOU are seriously missing out!

“I used to be very careful what I said to my colleagues, but now I just say whatever I like about the Polish lot in the packing department and nobody has ever challenged me” – John, 57, Factory worker, Nottingham

It’s the latest trend and if you don’t get on the bandwagon early, you’ll be sorry you missed the boat!

“I’ve ‘done it’ to absolve myself from everything terrible I’ve ever done or ever will do. My soul is clean” – Kanye, 47, Twat

It’s such a simple thing and you’ll kick yourself for not thinking of it sooner. You’ll want to read on to find out the secret for yourself.

“I initially had serious moral objections against doing this, but I’m delighted that my kids use it to get out of school work” – Ben, 42, Quantity Surveyor, Solihull

What could this magical hack be? The answer is very close. Read on to discover the trick.

“As soon as I’m back from my forced leave, you can be sure I’ll be playing this card, it’s a blinder!” – Gregg, 60, Ex-TV personality, London

Ready for the big reveal? The drum-roll is rising and you’ll soon be able to give it a try for yourself! The answer you’ve all be waiting for is: AUTISM

The slightest hint grants you an instant cloak of impunity. You can say or do anything, safe in the knowledge that nobody will ever be able to blame you.

You might even strike it lucky by not having to use the dreaded ‘A’ word at all. Some celebrities have been fortunate enough to have it assumed by a ‘supportive friend’ in order to excuse their association with them, thus absolving everyone from any potential consequences in one fell swoop.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Many people don’t believe Autism is a genuine condition. Please exercise caution when pretending to have it. We suggest making a few soft hints about other spectrum disorders, like ADHD, to test reactions before engaging in any full-on abhorrent behaviour.