In an effort to appease nervous shareholders, Open AI CEO, Sam Altman, has agreed to have (up to) four extra digits grafted onto his hands in an effort to make AI generated artwork look more natural.
“We’ve forced this tech into every facet of modern life and I’m embarrassed that it keeps messing simple things up,” said a rather morose Altman.
“I’m hoping it’ll boost my productivity with the new chips we’re integrating into mobile phone cameras that allow us to take real-time images from everything they see,” added Altman.
When presented with concerns about the unethical use of AI content scraping, Altman shrugged, pulled a sad face and pretended to wipe tears from his eyes.
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