47 year old, mild-mannered Steve Robertson, a warehouse operative from Stockport, said he’d put thousands of hours into mastering the subtle nuances of different game genres in an effort to become the best, but his superiors at work never seem to notice.
“I only ever get a pay rise when the minimum wage goes up” said a disgruntled Steve. “I even learned to drive a forklift because I thought it would be fun, like that game, Shenmue. But it was boring and mundane, like that game, Shenmue 3.”
During his 30 years of loyal employment with the firm, Steve has seen all of his coworkers move on to more lucrative roles within the company
“Sometimes they’ll employ someone that hasn’t even worked in a warehouse before, and get me to train them up. The last one I trained is now my supervisor,” Hissed Steve.
Steve has said if things don’t change within the next few years, he’ll seriously think about leaving.
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